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http://www.thefartmachine.com
WHY BUY FROM US?
Other places charge more for the Fart Machine and a dollar or more for the S&H. Then they make you wait week to get it. When you buy from us you get:
THE LOWEST PRICE
$12.99 plus $6.99 S&H no matter ho many you buy.
Free S&H on each additional one.
FASTEST SHIPPING
No Waiting-Get Your Fart Machine in a couple of days!
All orders ship the same day or the next business day
We ship your order by Priority Mail in a discreet, non-descriptive package. Most East Coast shipments arrive in 1-2 days, Mid-West 2 days and West Coast 2-3 days.
SAFE SECURE ORDERING
Pay online with your credit or debit card in a completely data-encrypted environment maintained by the Yahoo Shopping service.
We have been accepting Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover card orders for over 19 years.
li>For payment by check or money order see "Shipping Prices and Policies"
MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
We offer a Money Back Guarantee on all of our products.
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